Über 1337!!!

Gay!

2008-05-13T00:03:00.000-04:00

Blogging is still gay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

David is not here

2006-01-03T09:28:00.000-05:00

If you want to meet David, you need to go to myspace/davidfritz. I guess Blogger was just too l33t for him.

UPDATE - Paypal

2005-10-19T10:34:00.000-04:00

Ok, Mike and Linda are getting on to me for not updating my blog. They also said that if I update and said to donate to my paypal that you would. So do it. Look on the right hand side underneath the sweet picture and you will see a cool paypal picture thing to click and donate money to me for fun things like gas money and school books. So do it. Peace out homeys!

2005-09-25T19:56:00.000-04:00

Hey Nerds!

Yay it's update time. Yippie. I don't know what to make the update about. I guess I could say that I just finished this qtr of school. Thank GOD! We get to go to the new building next quarter, thats pretty cool I guess. Oh yeah, the quarter starts on my 25th birthday, thats not very cool. In all actuallity thats pretty lame ass.

Peace <3
David!

Eat it!

2005-09-08T23:29:00.000-04:00

I'm bored...

There is your update... now GTFO!

President

2005-09-01T18:13:00.000-04:00

Yo Prez...
Time to get off your ass and on your feet. We are sort of paying a lot for gas atm, in case you didn't notice. That is, if you can get it...

Fat kid

2005-08-31T16:32:00.000-04:00

The fat kid is on leave whilst the hot lady with the big ass fills in. I got bored and edited the site with Dreamweaver. He shall return at a later date. Right now though, I'm going to go grab my banky and seep!

p's

2005-08-24T11:15:00.000-04:00

Johnny's non-uber l33t website of losing <-- go there to see Johnny's rants about things he hates. I'll add it to the link part of mine sometime, just like I still have to do Kelly's (<3). Cisco suxors, just cause I suxor @ cisco. Blogs suck, just cause they do. Getterdone still sucks. If you are reading this of your own free will, well....

p's
David

Score!

2005-07-27T09:49:00.000-04:00

UPDATE! Yeah I did it so shut up Mike! Blogs are totally lame, and I don't want to update it. But, I figured I'd better do it one time, since someone else had.

I have a new internet girlfriend! You can see her here on this website.
http://www.alena-marriage-agency.com/cgi-bin/catalog.cgi?to=2525894

2005-07-20T20:29:00.000-04:00

Top 10

Here is the top ten reasons David never has time to post anything.

10. Too busy thinking of names to call Johnny.
9. spends time IMing himself.
8. Thinks blogging is gay (not posting, gayer).
7. mowing lawn (naked).
6. putting wax job on sweet Cammaro.
5. boredomsucks.net
4. IIS
3. looking for that thing... you know that thing. I just had it right here... F@##@k!!!
2. getting fitted for leather s&m gear

and number one reason for never posting

Beer, porn and sleep

Pootie Tang will draw you a picture of how he gonna kick your ass, then mail it to you ten days in advance. The picture gets there right? You're goin', "What the hell is this?" and then Pootie Tang knocks on your door, Promptly kicks your ass and you still won't know what happened to you!

Sa da tay!

Pootie Tang

Workout

2005-06-22T16:59:00.000-04:00

Yay, omfg an update. I have learned one thing, walking > David. Lolski. Yeah that's all, update over! Post on this chat thingy --->
(p.s. or die)

omfg wtf m8... saturday night wru

2005-06-13T11:15:00.000-04:00

Jesus, I feel like ass. Saturday night sounded fun, it also sounds like I had fun. Unfortunatly, I don't remember much of it. 3 pitchers would lead to my untimely and utter crap feeling on Sunday. Today is Monday, and I still feel it, sweating my ever living ass off. Hangovers, imho, rock hard. I'll update some more when I feel like it. Peace!

I <3 TVN

2005-06-06T10:10:00.000-04:00

www.tvn.net <-- go there and sign up for high-speed internet. I love this place. You get to use it for about 3 hours then off for about 4 hours. TVN sucks, it has to be way slower than any dial-up I have ever used. 100kbps/3 hours 0kps/4 hours = 300kbps/7hours. Do the math. I mean in all actuallity we should be paying less than half price for this stupid pile of shit. Please note from the website that there is no support via email... cause they cant check it. Look at Mike's site to see their pathetic excuses (i.e. bad splice in the fiber). The equipment it takes to crimp the fiber is worth more than the telephone company building, hence they don't do it. I HATE TRENTON TELEPHONE.

LAME!!!

2005-05-30T22:33:00.000-04:00

3 day weekend is over. Back to work as normal :(. Happy B-day to Dustin though. Had a blast getting drunk, like pretty much every weekend.

2005-05-27T15:35:00.000-04:00

Big shout out to Linda and Mike for making me keep on keeping on. Blogs are still mega queer, but they made this one less queer. Life's a garden, dig it.

-- I still <3 Mike, you didnt have to apologize, shit happens :) --

RANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2005-05-26T19:54:00.000-04:00

This thing sucks. I cant wait to get my ftp then I will just link the ip and everyone can enjoy hot ladies kissing and feeling each other..... >< GD blooger!!!!!!1111one

Son of a bitch

2005-05-26T19:48:00.000-04:00

This sucks, I had plans of making the website more of a pimp hang out. Just chill posting looking a hot babes, you know loose women in tight jeans. But no!!! Blooger hates me and doesnt want me to look @ chicks. http://venus.walagata.com/w/carfire/cutekid.jpg <-- cant even make that the background and get a laugh. FU stupid site, im going back to tripod!!!!

Sweet Blog inc!

2005-05-26T19:39:00.000-04:00

its over now, people have global access to my perverseness!!