Top 10
Here is the top ten reasons David never has time to post anything.
10. Too busy thinking of names to call Johnny.
9. spends time IMing himself.
8. Thinks blogging is gay (not posting, gayer).
7. mowing lawn (naked).
6. putting wax job on sweet Cammaro.
5. boredomsucks.net
4. IIS
3. looking for that thing... you know that thing. I just had it right here... F@##@k!!!
2. getting fitted for leather s&m gear
and number one reason for never posting
Beer, porn and sleep
Pootie Tang will draw you a picture of how he gonna kick your ass, then mail it to you ten days in advance. The picture gets there right? You're goin', "What the hell is this?" and then Pootie Tang knocks on your door, Promptly kicks your ass and you still won't know what happened to you!
Sa da tay!
Pootie Tang
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